From the geniuses that brought us the “Free cup of coffee exclusively for people of color” coupon, comes an even greater turnaround. Starbucks is quickly going from a racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamaphobic, whatever-else-phobic, into a well-respected coffee shop that caters to those of any other race but white.
All jokes aside, 4chan is becoming the center for dank memes as of late, regarding the Starbucks incident in which two black men got arrested for using the bathroom and sitting in the lounge without purchasing anything.
After social justice warriors realized the “free cup of coffee for people of color” was a fake, 4chan huddled together to create something even greater, and not surprisingly, social justice warriors are falling for it once again.
“Starbucks Understands. Our home is your home. We now offer access to restroom facilities, charging stations, and wifi to all. We’re committed to ending homelessness.”
Another poster reads similarly, but with a change of scenery. It depicts a white woman who is apparently supposed to be homeless, but isn’t she a little bit too glam for that?
“Free wifi, free restroom, no purchase necessary. We are committed to ending homelessness, please stay and lounge in one of our stores! Everyone is welcome! #StarbucksForTheHomeless.”
We should be relieved that these are just memes, because just allowing every homeless person to sit around in their store is a recipe for disaster. My husband manages a higher end restaurant, and he could tell you an endless amount of stories of how he had to kick homeless people out because they were making customers uncomfortable, being loud and inappropriate, and even threatening him with a knife. Allowing anyone to just enter a place for eating without actually eating seems shady, and it can damage the reputation of said restaurant.
“Starbucks manager Holly Hylton is your regular classic white American woman…a white Racist”
One employee of color was also furious that she now has to teach people not to be racists, demanding that all black women just be promoted instead.
“THE CEO OF STARBUCKS SAID HE WILL MAKE TRAINING FOR IMPLICIT BIAS AT STARBUCKS. I WORK THERE AND IM JUST CONFUSED AS TO WHY WE HAVE TO TRAIN GROWN ASS PEOPLE ON HOW TO NOT BE F**KING RACIST IT’S NOT THAT HARD. JUST FIRE THE RACIST F**KING MANAGERS AND PROMOTE BLACK WOMEN LIKE ME.”
With all of the SJW nonsense that Starbucks is spouting out just for arresting trespassers, it might be time to start going to Lasaters, they have better coffee anyway. Until these supposed “stop being racist” classes are over and done with, all we can do is laugh at how stupid they are and make some great memes out of it.