Who were your ancestors? What is your ethnic background composed of? Sites like Ancestry.com and 23andme have always been some go to sources in answering all of your toughest questions. But how accurate are they? In a recent interview with Cracked, one of the major ancestry testing companies, (which specific company is unknown) spilled the beans on what really happens when you purchase an ancestry kit. While I can’t say I’m surprised, you may be shocked to learn that these ancestry sites aren’t always as accurate as they claim to be. Beyond this, they’ve also admitted to tampering with the result to “screw with racists”.

When Inside Edition had a set of triplets send their spit in to Ancestry.com and 23andMe, they got wildly different results from both services. Neither gave each triplet the same ancestry results. “Tests can be a crapshoot. For DNA tests, they use genetic markers, which are little variations in the DNA one or several groups may have, but others do not. The more markers there are, the more accurate the test will be.”

Shocked yet? Yeah, I didn’t think so. A lot of my friends have taken these types of DNA Tests, and most of them come back saying, “I don’t think this is entirely accurate…”


Remember when white supremacist Craig Cobb found out that he was 14% black? Well as it turns out, there’s a possibility that those numbers could have been fudged with.

Morgan and his colleagues were caught between a rock and a really-want-to-mess-with-racists place. It would’ve been fun to throw a “10 percent West African” in there, but then they might have a pissed-off, dangerous person at their office, waving a gun. “Since we couldn’t do anything to the results (and we wanted to), what we did was add ‘< 1 percent’ to each African category of ethnicity. That way we weren’t lying, and they would both be wondering how much under a percentage point was. We always try to round to the nearest number because we sometimes hear about percentage points, but for them, we leave it open to whether it’s a one or a zero.”

It’s a compromise that’s elegant in its passive-aggressive simplicity. And it got a result. “The near-N-bomber wrote to us asking what that meant, and we wrote back that it meant it was under 1 percent. And we were not saying zero. Unless they got another test, that was going to bother them. Maybe they weren’t 100 percent Caucasian. I mean, they were, according to the results, but this way it leaves it open, and they’ll always be wondering.”

This is beyond shady and deceptive, people pay more than they can really afford sometimes, just to find out the truth about their heritage. What about this is acceptable? How does this turn a racist into a “non racist”? It doesn’t. There’s nothing but high levels of dishonesty in these companies. Unfortunately, this doesn’t even fully cover the other things they do behind closed doors.

 With a massive database of genetic information, the company can turn around and sell that data to other companies. Plenty of those companies are doing scientific research that can only be done with access to large amounts of genetic information. Even government agencies like the National Institutes of Health use the data to better understand the hereditary causes of diseases.

Popular Science reports. Also, AncestryDNA has a partnership with the Google-owned biotech Calico, and shares the DNA of unsuspecting victims in the name of science and helpful research.

If you were hesitant to purchase these kind of kits before, I’d highly advise you to just save your money and discourage SJW’s from telling every white person that they’re black.

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  • Miłosz Wudarczyk

    wow, well.. I really wanted to purchase that, but I guess I will not if they are gonna falsify my results to a certain degree..

    • Ron Barnes

      use Genesforgood.com they do the lab testing and you do your own analysis with gedmatch.com or one of the other rising stars.

  • Stewie Just Said That!

    What moron would mail their name, address and a sample of their DNA to unknown persons?

  • Doctor Detroit

    I don’t even wanting my doctor having my DNA profile, much less some company that is probably selling the info to insurance companies and to the .gov. Even if I was tempted to purchase such a thing, I’d demand it be as accurate as possible, not some platform for the SJW’s to “mess with anybody”.

  • Philip Night

    Solid article. Well done.

  • thaipbs

    But if I did the test and it said i was part African then I could apply for Affirmative Action and receive other free stuff. I could be a professional victim. So perhaps I’ll go ahead and order a test.

    • You don’t need the test anymore. You can just self-identify as part African. Rachel Dolezal did it and got away with it for years. Anyone who disputes it can be shut down by labeling them a racist.

      • troye68
      • LoonyLeftiesLie

        And Esleazadeath Whorren lied about being an Indian to get a job at Harvard!

        • Roger Mellie

          “Esleazadeath Whorren”?
          Must you cuckservatives always be so infantile? It’s garbage tier banter that a 6 year old might be pleased with. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

          • Jay Duggan

            Yeah. Stick with Fauxcahontas. Easier to remember and accurate.

          • Mitch Davis

            I prefer “grey beaver” or “Lieawatha”

          • bill johnson


          • Herman Nelson

            I prefer “chief smoke-a-turd”.

          • CaptnSpalding

            Hey why dont you gfy.

          • robert nesom

            That’s telling him!!!!

          • eDeplorabisUnum

            You’re defending Senator Stands-by-a-lie, or is it Senator Steals Indian Valor?

          • Wally

            Hehe old roger dodger got triggered

          • sweptarea

            Take your own advice you stupid illiterate moron.

          • Behind every blade of grass ..

            Roger .. I’d be more ashamed of putting our there a fake face, like yours ..

          • Roger Mellie

            Oh, so you’re telling me you’re an owl? Garbage tier.

          • LoonyLeftiesLie

            No. Esleazadeath Whorren is the one who should be ashamed for LYING about her heritage to get a job at Harvard you stupid asshole! Why aren’t you upset with HER? Or do you hate Native Americans so much that you don’t care if a LIEberal LIES about their supposed Native American genetics to get a job that SHOULD have gone to a REAL Native American?! You’re yet another typical, STUPID, hypocritical LIEberal with double standards! Go Fuuuck yourself, asshole!

          • Roger Mellie

            I could give 2 shits if Warren cheated some BS anti-white affirmative action quota to get in to college. Why would someone that’s supposedly on the right be countersignalling someone that gamed a totally unjust and unfair law that runs counter to your other narratives? I mean, you probably harp on all day about reverse racism, right? What exactly do you think affirmative action is? You people really are too low brow to understand this, aren’t you? 😀
            Cuckservatives like yourself and these other boomertards that frequent this “lower than Breitbart” website are the very reason the right has been losing ground so badly and for so long. You dumbasses probably voted for McCain and think he’s a war hero too, I expect.
            Luckily for America, the new right is here to take over from where you failed miserably – You call yourselves conservatives, yet you people haven’t even been able to conserve male/female bathrooms, for God’s sake.
            Your answer to the left’s complete take over of our culture is to post up pathetically drawn “cartoons” and puerile banter in your little right wing hugbox forum? Good job guys, you keep doing what you are doing.
            In the meantime, the rest of us will be busy saving the country.

          • LoonyLeftiesLie

            What cartoons? I have drawn none. YOU were the asshole who got all bent out of shape at me, douchebag. Go fuuck yourself.

          • LoonyLeftiesLie

            There was an ass named Roger Mellie
            Whose breath was obnoxious and smelly
            He loved leftard lies
            And sucked off some guys
            A pint of jizzzem in his belly!

          • Roger Mellie

            The sooner your boomers die off, the better.

          • LoonyLeftiesLie

            So now you wish death on others?! Ya know, when you wish bad on people they say it comes back ten times worse on you, weenie breath!

          • rkoen

            Good–an attack on the messenger rather than the message….

      • Fred Ziffel

        And don’t forget the idiots that said Bill Clinton was the first black president because he ate fried chicken and watermelon.

        • bill johnson

          I thought it was because he raped all those white women in college?

    • Herusalem

      F*ck you, nobody ever gave me shit. Your president will make a professional victim of you yet. Ya bastid!

      • Sarah Cantori-Ascher

        No, that was Barack Hussein Obama. The perpetual victim black man President

        • Herusalem

          I don’t give a rats about him either. Tell you what, write back as soon as any president does something for you.

          • Ron Robot

            Moron and stupid.

          • Herusalem

            Written like a clown with no argument.

          • Ron Robot

            Oh, you’ve been reading your tripe? Moron.

          • Herusalem

            whatever mf.

          • Ron Robot

            Just because you do yours, is no sign normal men do, moron.

          • Herusalem

            You don’t even know what normal is freak.

          • Behind every blade of grass ..

            Yeah I bet you don’t! You dropped down and worshipped at his stinking feet ..

        • Rocinante44

          don’t recognize that alias…you mean barry soetoro, the illegal alien indonesian citizen?

          • Behind every blade of grass ..

            Maybe OR, the ‘dirty, slimy, illegal, lazy, con-man from Kenya’!!

      • Ron Robot


        • Herusalem

          Robot is right, brainless imbecile.

      • bunky

        Nobody gave you $hit and that’s why you don’t have any $hit.

        • Herusalem

          I have plenty. Why do you hate yourself?

      • sweptarea

        Said the easily triggered Herusalem (whatever the he11 that means) to no one who cares…

        • Herusalem

          Oh I’m not triggered, and don’t worry about what it means. I give no fucks if you understand or not. Fuck ya life.

    • agnostic conservative

      Nah, you don’t need all that. Just go talk to a college entrance advisor and grab your crotch a lot and talk with your hands, and say “you feel me?” and “naw what I’m saying” a lot.

      • hiking

        Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Mah dick.

      • Jaswars

        damn wit da shiiiiiiiit..Golly

    • nfmomof3

      You are an idiot. White women are helped more than any other group. do your research, sweetheart.

      • Formally

        They are trying to make people think that there isn’t a pure white race! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9bbfae80b84d5a749ceea84c27bd79452b5c884340a487fab43f233c3e18517c.jpg

        • deforge

          because there is no pure white race. there is only one race – human. everything else that you mistake for races are inaccurate and arbitrary labels that are a product of geographical and societal inbreeding. pick up a biology book some time.

          • 🆆🅷🅸🆃🅴 🅶🅴🅽🅾🅲🅸🅳🅴

            if that’s the case, why do DNA agencies HAVE to FAKE RESULTS??????????????????????????????

            did you not even pay attention to what the DNA agencies are saying?

          • Jack MacGowan

            That is incorrect. A species is sum of its adaptations. You are literally saying apples and oranges are the same.

          • Saervin

            the difference of white and black is, as you said, geographical and societal breeding. this is what race is. africans and europeans have evolved in basically opposite environments so this leads to a very different set of traits (i.e. the proven increased intelligence in europeans and the obvious increased agility and athleticism in africans.) this is in fact race. which one is superior? well, they are in a way superior in their own ways. but, african genes are stronger while european genes led to modern society. we need to note this obvious difference, because if we continue to live in the dark, one day there will be no europeans left. right now there are more africans beinf born than europeans. and africans are not made for a european society. my appologies if that red pill is too hard to swallow.

          • David

            Also, many Africans have no Neanderthal genetics at all. We’re not just “out of Africa”.

          • AC

            There’s no such thing as humans, bigot. There’s only the kingdom of Eukaryotic multicellular organisms.

          • Deplorable William

            So an African pygmy is no different from a Swede and the differences we think we perceive are merely societal?

            So if you were a Dr and had to treat each man, an African pygmy and a Swede, for the same blood pressure condition you would prescribe them the same medication, right?

            Because you could kill the African pygmy by doing so.

          • Mithrull

            Race is subspecies. Yes, human races exist.

          • Yaspar

            The Bell Curve. Read it.

        • troye68
        • BWV

          And this is what it’s all about. The founder is Hebrew.


          • Holly Geist Rex

            Well, Hebrew is a language and not a race, so whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

          • BWV

            Yeah, they’re a race, a language, an ethnic group, a religion, white, non-white… whatever seems advantageous to them at any given moment.

            You can f-off now.

          • Holly Geist Rex

            You could not be more wrong.

          • BWV

            No, I am 100% correct. You are a liar, a would-be pedant too ignorant to play the role – and you’re dismissed.

          • Holly Geist Rex

            Anti-semite perhaps, but for certain not 100% correct. Name calling…the card played by the uneducated bully.

        • Behind every blade of grass ..

          Well, I love being ALL WHITE, and I love being a 100% ALL WHITE AMERICAN!! They don’t like they can ‘GO TO HELL’!!

      • BooBooBaby

        You really haven’t a Clue what YOU are talking about!
        White people are the Majority of the USA population. If you look at percentages, Black people are on MORE Welfare and Handouts than WHITE PEOPLE!

      • David

        Because there are far more of them than blacks. Blacks per capita (and especially black women) get a TON of a.a. preference for college admission.

        Females also get help because schools now are designed to be girl-friendly and boy-hostile. By the time they reach high school, many boys are basically ruined and have given up on school because they can’t meet girl behavioral norms and are punished and penalized when they don’t.

      • LoonyLeftiesLie

        LIE. The is NO Affirmative Action for white women, EXCEPT Esleazadeath Whorren, the fake Indian known as Lieawatha Fauxchahontass!

        • Donebelieving

          Pecking order –

          Any race over whites, then women over men. Blacks and Hispanics over whites, Female minorities over male minorities with whites at the bottom. White women get preference over white men.

          Now we get to add in sexual orientation and identity. So the top of the pecking order would be a lesbian black or Hispanic woman. That would be worth three credits, if she is a Mother on welfare it would be worth four EEOC credits.

          White female on welfare 2 EEOC credits
          White male – zero EEOC credits.

        • chris

          Caucasian female owned business’s get preferential treatment with the small business administration. You have to go through a process and get certified as a women owned business. It gives you access to grants and loans not offered to white male owned businesses.

    • Vec

      It is ok to be white

    • Donebelieving

      I know you are being sarcastic, but the truth of the matter is that there are many people who are conservative who could make use of affirmative action programs, but do not because they are morally opposed to them.

      My spouse is one of them. He is Cherokee and German and looks white. After a year of unemployment, it was tempting to check the box…if only to get a fair shot at a job rather then going to the back of the line…but it was a bridge too far for us.

      He had one interview where the final candidates for the job were interviewed and tested as a group…the test included complex oral questions with a back and forth between candidates critiquing each others answers, saying why and why not each proposed solution may or may not work.

      He came home confident the job would be his knowing the other candidates had fared much worse on the test questions, did not have his experience or, upper level management background…but sure enough, when the call came, he had been passed over in favor of the candidate whose test put him at the bottom of the pack. It was more vexing then usual because one of the interviewers had told him in the entire time they had been testing people, he had answered questions correctly that no one had ever gotten right…very clearly the company would have liked to hire him, but passed him over for an inferior candidate based on skin color.

      You can’t really blame the company, the EEOC tax credits are valuable. Clearly companies today believe the tax credits and SJW insurance they provide are more important then job performance.

      • Quidquid

        You can’t just check a box, and claim you are Native American. You have to have tribal affiliation, and show that you are part of that community.

        • Joemash

          Check out the book ‘Without Reservation’ Jeff Benedict, about the Great Woods Indian Casino in CT. Indians? LoLs!

          • Quidquid

            “In his book Without Reservation: The Making of America’s Most Powerful Indian Tribe and Foxwoods the World’s Largest Casino (2001), Jeff Benedict suggested that the Mashantuckets were not descended from the historical Pequot tribe, but rather from the Narragansett tribe.[17] The Pequots denounced the book. They asserted in public debates that Benedict’s genealogical research was inherently flawed, as it failed to reflect the correct descendant lineages for the Mashantucket Pequot people identified on the 1900 and 1910 US Censuses. Dr. Laurence Hauptman, a State University of New York Distinguished Professor of History and specialist in Native American history, disputed many aspects of Benedict’s work. He argued with Benedict’s assertions on the genealogy of current members.[4] The anthropologist Katherine A. Spilde also criticized Benedict’s book.[23]”

            “The Mashantucket Pequot tribe receives numerous requests from individuals applying for admission as members. They base tribal membership on an individual proving descent, by recognized genealogical documentation, from one or more members of eleven families included on the 1900 US census of the tribe.[4]
            Each federally recognized tribe has the authority to set its own membership/citizenship rules. Their descent rules are similar to the Cherokee Nation’s reliance on proven direct descent from those Cherokee listed in the early 20th-century Dawes Rolls. In addition, the Mashantucket Pequot have begun to require genetic testing of newborn children whose parents apply to enroll them as members, to ensure the child is descended from the parent claiming tribal membership.[24]”

          • Behind every blade of grass ..

            They say, not all Cherokee’s were on the Dawes Rolls. So, how does that work?

          • Quidquid

            Then you are screwed if one of the non-listed was your ancestor. Maybe they would consider a DNA test in that case?

        • Donebelieving

          Perhaps you have to have tribal affiliation to collect tribal benefits, but the last computer program (required before starting my job) I used had a box to check for race…it also had a section on welfare that assured the user their privacy was protected and their welfare would not be affected. The data was being used to comply with govt. regulations. In other words… Equal Employment Opportunity Credits.

          • Quidquid

            Not just tribal benefits, but for any of the myriad of Federal and AA benefits. In academia, you can’t just claim to be a Native American, and get the handouts — you have to prove you are with your tribal affiliation.

            Yes, you can claim to be black or whatever on those forms, but it doesn’t really affect hiring or anything else.

          • Donebelieving

            You really think companies don’t factor in EEOCs into the cost of employment or base who gets laid off on the probability of being sued for discrimination?

            My spouse had an employee who terrorized the other employees when and if she showed up for work…It took five years of documentation before the company was willing to fire her.

            At my Brother’s place of employment it took documentation of terroristic threats to other employees and seven years to get one guy suspended. Then he took it to court and got his job back. People at his workplace had a real fear he would show up one day and it would be their last. No matter what this guy does he is protected and paid.

            At my husband’s job, they laid off every white male over 40 (except those high up in management). About two weeks before the lay off, annual performance reviews placed all those laid off at or near the top.

            A college student I have known since birth had a Mother who was Italian and a father who was Greek. Suddenly she is telling people she is native american and hispanic. Apparently she suffered cognitive dissonance so she convinced herself it was true. After she discovered her true heritage she magically qualified for all kinds of student aid and got preference when applying to colleges.

            Either you do not know how it works in real life or you do not want to know…or perhaps you are one of those who benefits from our system of institutional discrimination against whites and males.

          • robert nesom

            You sound like a VICTIM.

          • Donebelieving

            Not a chance…I am absolutely completely sick of the “victims” How about we try a new system where everyone is treated the same…where people succeed or fail based on merit?

          • Wayne Patterson

            Warren did……..she claimed Indian heritage for her employment and was accepted by the college as a ” native american”

      • Behind every blade of grass ..

        You bet the employer does!! They also know that whatever part of the job ‘the slacker’, slacks off in (deliberately) that the other workers will DO the SLACKERS JOB, so that they won’t get fired over it!! IT’S A BAD DEAL ALL THE WAY AROUND FOR THE LEGIT AMERICAN WORKER!!

    • you could but first you have to admit to being a racist

      • Behind every blade of grass ..

        Xian … NO, you would though ..

    • Behind every blade of grass ..

      CALL ole’ Elizabeth Warren, she knows how to get those things just by saying that her mama and grandmamma said she had high cheek-bones!! “THINK” .. There’s got to be something that you can use, too!! lol

    • Behind every blade of grass ..

      “PROFESSIONAL VICTIM” sounds familiar since it really caught on beginning January 20, 2009! Remember? Everyone was so proud that year when the ‘professional thug’ became the “RESIDENT in the WHITE HOUSE”, while American’s PAID for the ‘SLEEPER in the White House’ to SLEEP & SLEAZE around for 8 long years ..


    CRAIG COBB went on a SPRINGER/TYPE show & he doesn’t hate white people, so CLEARLY they were going to give him FAKE RESULTS, the dude signed a waiver for it, he was totally silly to think anti-whites would be honest

    • troye68

      Craig Cobb went on a UK-based talk show. I was an anti-fascist infiltrator into the National Socialist Movement, to whom Cobb deeded several properties in Leith North Dakota. The NSM promptly kicked up a hornet’s nest of non-racist whites and Native Americans. Cobb and an NSM member were arrested walking around open-carrying long-guns, legal unto itself, but not when the police determine you’re deliberately attempting to intimidate others. It got so hot for some that at least one couple quit the NSM and the white power movement altogether.


        What you said is nonsense, even the courts agreed and dropped the charges

        It’s totally silly to think Anti-Whites will be decent & honest

  • Eugen

    So, Martin Luther was right?

  • Should have gone on the Maury show instead.

  • anotherjewishrapist


  • Elizabeth Carter

    Interesting article. Thanks.
    Who would have ever thought that these people would ever lie to us….Ever.
    After all this is pure science…Just like Global Warming.

  • Fredy Boese

    Lol, classic. All whilst capturing your inner-most essence, along with your address, phone number etc. Talk about a nice way of profiling you, you arrogant white middle-aged overweight fuck! And there are still doubters as to the claim that you’re being watched?

    • ukalally

      go to hell you white hating communist ba s tard

  • johnfarmingdale

    LMAO!!! who would truth these people? Did PBS use them in the ancestry show with celebrities?

  • Matamoros

    So when does the Class Action Suit start?

    • John Fitzgerald

      Correct question.

  • Kurtpanzermeyer

    Glad to see someone has reported this growing fraud.These jew run DNA companies really like to screw with peoples heads, save your money.

    • Mr. New Vegas

      Look! There is Jew under your bed!

      • Kurtpanzermeyer

        Lol!!!! I’m a pest controller….

      • CMazed

        The joos is loose!

  • I wish they’d done this for me. I’d have a cushy federal job right now.

  • Privada Machina

    Jewish tricks.

  • David L. Stinson

    I think these b**tards need to look up the definition of “racism.” Or just look in the mirror, you pr*cks. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0882daa5f92aa2e35fdb681d2828c77409cca4d0c9a87c0b316a733f4b6d0ae9.jpg

  • Elizabeth Petillo

    So can we sue since we are given false info? Sounds like a good case for a class action lawsuit.

  • Yuki

    “I’m gonna pay a private company to make money from selling my genetic info to big Biotech companies…& I get a fudged report”

    • I wonder if the reports they sold to the Biotechs are different than the ones they gave to the clients. I guess something to ask in the lawsuits.

  • L Garou

    An inferiority complex bordering on psychosis.
    On second thought, skip the ‘bordering on’ part.

  • ukalally

    a year ago I told my GF the same thing. easy to figure out white hating comminists

  • Sera Non

    Glad I’ve never gotten around to paying for this garbage. This will definitely deter me from ever doing so in the future. Thanks Alisha.

  • agnostic conservative

    Does anybody know if these tests look at Y-chromosome markers for halotypes, or both x & Y chromosomes lineages?

    • Sandra Roberts George

      some do for an increase in price.

  • MissMalaprop

    23andme is the only company that has me multi racial plus a smidge of Japanese. I have also tested at Ancestry and FamilyTree with none of those results

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  • David Rackowitz

    This sounds like VS to me. Most likely it’s fake news.

  • vernita

    I hold you filed a law suit! Against these DNA company. For them to pick you out of thousand to samples to falsify your results.
    Please keep us posted on your law suit.

  • Jonathan Beaubien

    Mine said I was an ethnic kekistani…

  • DoubleYou


  • Dylan Melchor

    Is this real?

  • L Garou

    If by racist they mean smarter and better looking, then yeah..

  • Nate Blank

    Wait to fuck with white hating racist, or racist white haters?

  • Frank Stallone

    They also save them for dna databases for law enforcement

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  • Terri

    So if they are messing with the results by saying some whites have black African in their DNA, they might also be saying some blacks have European DNA, when they do not.

  • troye68

    Idiots. You’ve just handed a “win” to White Supremacists like Craig Cobb. Cobb was featured in a documentary about the National Socialist Movement’s attempt to turn Leith, North Dakota into a white supremacist enclave. He was ultimately tested for genetics on a UK talk show where he was publicly humiliated with reports that his test revealed black/Sub-Saharan DNA.

    I HATE white power and the morons behind it, but not EVERYTHING is about trolling Nazis. You’re gonna falsify majority non-racist white peoples’ DNA tests who have an innocuous desire to know the roots of their ethnicity just to screw with the minority who make up the low percentage associated with hate groups?!?!?

    This only HELPS those idiots.


      Nobody with an IQ in triple digits BELIEVED those were real results… you actually don’t know that Springer is a FAKE SHOW, those shows are FAKE lol…. i can’t believe i need to tell you that

  • Paul X

    Do not put your faith in human beings. Every one of them has an agenda.

    • Ἀσκληπιός

      Paul – you sound like pharisee Paul/Saul of Tarsus, who agitated for spreading a jewish doctrinal faith to “save” (i.e., eradicate) the Nations, i.e. the Whites, the Aryans – and this greater task of all eternal pharisees and all eternal “chosen” ones is about to be fulfilled, UNLESS we wake up at the last moment and send all kosher “humanists” where they belong…

  • Anders Hass

    I think 23andMe goes down to 0.1 % so I guess it might be Ancestry

  • Jack MacGowan

    Thank you for writing a well written article. I hope to see more in the future.

  • Despicable REM1875 ✓certified

    Thank You and your on for a coffee when we meet……

  • Lord Sandwich

    My sibling paid for a test and posted the results on FB. I’m English, Duh.

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  • Well, that figures. I never wanted to have any kind of Fake Testing done, because I always figured that those companies are just as populated with Snowflake Beta Cucks as is the Fakestream News media and the entire failed Democrook party.

    Turns out that I was right. I will stick to genealogical records, thank you.

    Save your money, those are Fake Tests, folks.

  • DerpDerpDerp

    Class action suit coming.

  • Cof5

    People use this data to determine medical irregularities/probabilities. They should sue them into the ground.

  • TRUMP2020

    Is there a “are you racist” questionnaire? Or are all white ppl racist? Libtards

  • Deplorable N7

    I want to get a job at one of these DNA testing sites, that way when “we” receive a request from a black panther or NAACP member I can send the reply…

    “Congratulations you are 43% Caucasian”


  • Whitey Privileged

    23 Say Me is 100% white man

  • sandiegocounty

    Thanks for the article. You just saved me some money.

  • Gerionious Falker

    Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa, scientists find

    • wootendw

      If you have committed a serious crime, you should think carefully before getting your DNA tested.

      • MisterAnon

        How about don’t do the crime. Crimes aren’t accidents. They are done on purpose by criminals.

  • BobInBpt

    While their percentages of European, Scandinavian, Jewish, African, etc. may be a tad “off” because it is based on interpretations…. it i still valuable to be tested.

    Why? Because you will be connected with DNA relatives that you may not even know that you had ! I have been very fortunate in that respect and have been able to talk to and trade family pictures with DNA relatives that I had no idea existed. And they, in turn, have been able to help me clear up any incorrect information that I may have originally had on my Family Tree.

    Ancestry.com is especially useful for connecting with DNA relatives, since they have a far more populous database than 23andMe and some of the others.

  • Undecider

    This makes sense. Most of the Internet backbone is run by guilt-tripped white Liberals. Of course they would do this.

    • wootendw

      Ancestry is owned by the Mormons.

  • Jailbird Charles Kushner

    Only a complete idiot would willing give these people their DNA to begin with.

  • OriginalRussianBot

    Dang, does this mean I’m really not 1% Pacific Islander like they said I was? There goes my retirement in Hawaii as a native dream.

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  • IBEW

    angers me – I tried the tests due to my Mom now deceased having been an orphan with zero knowledge of her birth family – the two companies gave me wildly different results – leaving me to never know –

  • Ezra Pound

    There is a anti white agenda brought to you by the babylonian talmudic jew plain and simple. They are the ones behind all the mass immigration into ONLY WHITE NATIONS.

    The out of Africa theory has been completely debunked so don’t fall for it. The jew hates you white America and plots your destruction.

    • Darren Douglas

      The Vatican controls the “jews” you speak of. Even the 1905 Jewish Encyclopedia declared the Rothschild’s were the “Guardians of the Papal treasure” (bold. 2, pg. 47). The “Jewish Conspiracy” folks have been deceived (again) by Rome.

      • Ezra Pound

        I’ve looked into that and I believe it’s the other way around. The Jew has subverted and bought and sold the church!

        There are many rabbi’s who brag about this as well

        • Darren Douglas

          The Protocols were written by the Jesuits, the greatest infiltrators in history.

          • Ezra Pound

            We agree to disagree 100%

            I don’t buy that for one moment, nor do I buy the Vatican owns the Rothschilds!!!

            You believe what you wish and I will believe what I think is correct!

          • Darren Douglas

            Agreed. Everyone has their own opinions.

  • Darren Douglas

    FAKE DNA “history” companies, FAKE stories in the mainstream media, FAKE Man-made Global Warming, FAKE or overhyped (ie. Flu can kill you) illnesses to sell pharmaceutical drugs and vaccines, FAKE accusations against Moore and Trump, FAKE currency (inflated US dollar under Obama)….What ISN’T FAKE coming out of the Globalist PC Fascist Left?

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  • CBKC

    My 30 year old daughter had the 23 & me test done, hoping to find out there was at least one black ancestor in the family tree because she is so obviously white. Think redhead, pale skin with freckles, doesn’t tan, etc. All our ancestors on both sides I had ever heard about were northern European.

    She was so disappointed when the test came back that she was 99.7% white…:-)

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    • MisterAnon

      99.7 means only 0.3% is black. That is VERY pure white. That’s about 1/256 black. To get that, you would need to go back 8 generations. Most people don’t know their family tree that far back. It’s entirely possible that you had 1 black ancester 8 generations ago, and you’d never know about it. You shouldn’t complain if you turn out this tiny amount black, even if you are a racist.

      • strawmanbeater

        So, wait, you’re saying, with generations taking about 25 years, that 200 years ago, in 1815, someone’s white parent married a black person? Really? Because I’d love to see the possibilities of that, especially if that person’s genealogy lived in Europe at the time.

      • CBKC

        You’re right. We don’t know our family tree that far back. That’s why she got the test.! And we don’t know what the .3% is in terms of ethnicity. It could have been Chinese for all we know. And she was disappointed she wasn’t more ethnically diverse. I had no judgement either way – I just knew from what I had heard that we were pretty much from Northern Europe. That doesn’t make us racist you fool. You need to get off the SJW “everyone is a racist” bandwagon and get a life.

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  • wootendw

    Ancestry offers DNA testing to long-time members such as myself but also offers it in drugstores, etc, in part I’m sure, to drum up new members. They also ask permission to anonymously donate the results to medicine – which I gave.

    My test showed no African heritage but did add credibility to my tree as my DNA matched others claiming the same ancestors. When my first cousin also got a test, Ancestry match us as 1st or 2nd cousins.

    I wonder if I would have gotten the same results if I hadn’t given permission for my DNA to be anonymously donated to medicine.

  • John C

    Sounds like criminal fraud. They are selling you a phony product by intentionally giving you bad information.

  • Kangaroo Caucus

    Sue them for fraud

  • klarax

    Fucking knew it.

  • Kathy Anderson

    i wonder if they also “screw with” black racists by adding “< 1 percent" European to their DNA…..

  • Mithrull

    It’s been long since established that “anti-racists” must resort to lying to make their argument. This should surprise no one.

  • Fred Ziffel

    If humans came from monkeys……why are monkeys still here?

  • Matt Grey

    I wonder if they would let your pick your race ?? They let you pick your gender. Anyway Bill Clinton said, “There’s no genetic basis for race.”

    I want to be Jewish, so I can be one of the “highly superior” Chosen People.

  • Liberal Ailment

    They should be shut down and prosecuted for engaging in fraud! It’s about like a liberal doctor telling a conservative client he has cancer “just to screw with ’em”.

  • David

    They always name the continent of Africa or an area of Africa like North Africa or Nigeria and that is the lie regardless of the percentage. We all got off the boat called Noah’s ark in Eastern Turkey. We are all Asian but we are not all African.

    • MisterAnon

      Go back to the first humans Adam and Eve. We actually are from Iraq, not Turkey. Genesis describes Eden as being in the area that we now call the country of Iraq.

      • David

        The Garden was pretty big and encompassed the land of Ethiopia which had to include Egypt. I think you are right that the cradle of civilization was near the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers in Iraq. Abraham lived in Ur after the flood.
        Gen 2:10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
        Gen 2:11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
        Gen 2:12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
        Gen 2:13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
        Gen 2:14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

  • Lorris Harmlawf

    I am 99.9% north west European (Doggerland during ice age), .1% Southern European in 23andme DNA test, i had that <.1% African thing to begin with. I officially identify as indigenous Aboriginal because i have 100% ancestry in Australia for 150% years, more Australian ancestry in this time than 90% of those 'black' Aboriginals who got native title over traditional lands, you have to consider normal 30 year statute of limitations so older grievances do not count in court of law. We gave black Aboriginals Papua New Guinea in 1975 as compensation so blacks Aboriginals should go to PNG for welfare. I should be able to claim native title over my traditional lands (1500hectares) stolen by the government for conservation of a bird in 1984 and dads farm (1000hectares) was shot at by them so fled in 1984, share-farmer died.

  • CaptnSpalding

    Liberals lie about their sex everyday to gain privileges. They think they can just claim they are a man or woman at the drop of a hat.. They really are just mentally deranged. They are not the moral majority anymore which is why they are so loathsome.

  • CaptnSpalding

    Obama wasn’t even the first black president. He was half white. Doesn’t that ruffle you liberal tail feathers? God you are dumb.

  • NormanRockwellAmerican

    Interesting! I came back 1% African black, and really enjoyed that, especially since under the “one drop rule,” I would be black and entitled to lots of free stuff and free jobs for which I’m not qualified. Also, it made me a real bro’ to the bro’s. They said I was 1% African black, and I’m maintaining my blackness. Besides, it lets me be any kind of racist I want to be. I can be a white racist one day, and a black racist the next. I feel so progressive!

  • darin w smith

    Regardless, you can self identify as any color, fruitcake weirdo, or whatevet beastiality-type you like and it’s groovy…f these millenial ‘Bama-loving queers

  • MisterAnon

    0 is less than 1, so telling a person with 0% black in them that they are <1% black, is correct. It's not a lie. In fact it is more correct to say <1%, because there is always uncertainty in any scientific experiment. Also if you go back to the first humans Adam and Eve, before the separation of races, blacks and whites had the same ancestors. This means that a trace amount of dna will always be shared between blacks and whites. So even "pure" blacks, and "pure" whites will always have a small amount of this common dna. So all whites can be said to be slightly black, and all blacks can be said to be slightly white. What we all are though is 100% human. So we should treat each other with respect. And we shouldn't get mad if we thought we were of a "pure" race, and a DNA test shows otherwise.

  • rightrightright

    I submitted DNA to Ancestry. That Irish company in its response had a problem using the word ‘English’ referring instead to that part of my inheritance as ‘British’although the computer maps ringed Scandinavia and Germany (and Spain) as pertaining to me. The responses seem to start in the 1720s (I would assume my ancestors were knocking around Europe prior to that date) and there was no mention of any Neanderthal input.

    There was also no written narrative, merely charts and maps.

    Not good enough for the money.

  • Sarah D

    An unknown company spilled the beans? And quotes with no references? This isn’t very believable.

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  • jrn_37

    I am a racist and damn proud of it !

  • I showed Harvard my test and now I’ve been promoted to Professor of

    Jam Atrophia.

    • Behind every blade of grass ..


  • With all these people volunteering their genetic makeup don’t be surprised when “alien abductions” start to rise and people are returned to earth missing vital organs.

  • Denise Shields

    and there ya go…proof that sending off your dna serves nothing but the money maker

  • Beatrix Phocas

    I only have to asked the Girrrls at work. They’ll tell me, “You’re white.”
    I did my mothers genealogy chart and found a Micmac bride. When I told them they were mortified. They were treating me badly, viciously, because I was white. Wait till they see my DNA analysis. I know there’s J2 haplogroup in my mothers DNA from testing in France and Canada. I ordered the test to check both possibilities. Who really are the racists, I wonder.

  • yoyomybro

    The government probably has a genetic file on each of us anyway. Whenever you get bloodwork done, there’s a chance that they’re using that opportunity to see if you’re the serial killer they’ve been looking for. By the way, they don’t even need blood. A few skin cells, a hair, a bit of saliva- any of those things can probably tell them everything they want to know about you.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Fortunately not susceptible to this kind of thing. I literally couldn’t care less about my racial background, so I would never order a kit like this in the first place. I judge myself by my deeds and accomplishments, and I don’t value the opinions of people who judge by other criteria.

  • Jackson Carl

    hate crime by democrats definition, targeted an ENTIRE RACe for fraud

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  • NoRightToNotBeOffended

    So you are paying for a test and some dumba.. SJW is messing with the results.
    They should be out of business tomorrow.

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  • LCDR

    Well, if the scientists are correct and the human race evolved and then migrated out of Africa, then every human being on earth would in fact have some African genetic markers. So, I’m not sure why this “Morgan” is getting his jollies off on “screwing with racists” thing, though I’m sure “Morgan” must have a few mental issues he should seek professional help on.