Remember the women’s march last year? Remember how it had us all facepalming, knowing that the following months were to be nothing but constant bickering with feminists? Well, we were right, and it looks like the us vs feminists battle is only raging on. However, there has been a change in the feminist dress code, and its given us break from fighting so that we may laugh until we can barely breathe. 

The pink “pussy hats” are now going to be a thing of the past. What was once a feminist jab at Donald Trump for saying he likes to “grab them by the pussy”, is now apparently a symbol of exclusion. Feminist women and people who identify as women are triggered by the fact that these hats supposedly represent “white vaginas” and that women of color wouldn’t have pink vaginas. Men who delusionally think they’re women- um, I mean trans people, are triggered by the obvious; they don’t have vaginas, so they feel as though the hats don’t properly represent them. Phoebe Hopps, the founder of Women’s March Michigan had this to say concerning these now “problematic” hats:  

“I personally won’t wear one because if it hurts even a few people’s feelings, then I don’t feel like it’s unifying. I care more about mobilizing people to the polls than wearing one hat one day of the year.”

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She added that, 

“It doesn’t sit well with a group of people that feel that the pink pussyhats are either vulgar or they are upset that they might not include trans women or nonbinary women or maybe women whose (genitals) are not pink.”

It looks like complete inclusion is more important to the women’s march than if the idea is classy or not. This year, they are scheduled to march January 20-21, their main focus being on registering more progressive women to vote, and getting more flaming liberals into office.

The days of “pussy hats” are over now, and feminists will somehow have to figure out how they’re gonna lead a revolution without them. If every single individual cannot be included, if one person’s feelings get hurt, they simply cannot go through with it.  

  • Stark Van Cooley

    My friends company made a fortune on these hats. He paid like .03 cents per unit from china and sold them for $24.99 at all these Feminist protests

  • Razorback

    These pc females have way too much time on their hands…why don’t they get back in the kitchen

  • deadmyke

    The hermaphrodite helmet will be next, they’ll be strapping pink dongs on their kids heads to show just how progressive they are maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

  • Xer0

    Oh FFS these leftwing sjw’s are never happy.