Man Goes To Take A Piss, Finds Trump Sticker On Urinal Cake


The left is growing desperate. In a last pitch effort to slather the name of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, in feces, Trump’s haters stooped low enough to slather their own hands in similar grossness. As one man visiting Cup o’ Joe Coffeehouse in Columbus, Ohio discovered, many Ohioans have not yet come to terms with the presidency of Donald Trump.

Riots are one thing. Protests are another. Hell, the world has even witnessed the mass censorship of right-wing voices in the higher educational system (our condolences, Milo). But physically putting your hand in a urinal, where countless males have secreted their liquid byproduct, is a new low, even for liberals.

One must wonder if this sort of depraved behavior can be expected for the next eight years of Trump’s presidency. The world can certainly be difficult for many, and the outrage that people must feel when their presidential candidate of choice is not elected into the White House must feel awful. Certainly, no Republican voter can remember a time when their candidate was not elected into the White House. Except for the past eight years, of course. 

What would you do in a situation like this? Ignore the sticker? Write “Hillary” on a new sticker an place it over the old? Sue the coffeehouse and be heralded a national hero by conservatives everywhere? Hopefully, you didn’t choose the second one, because putting your hands anywhere near a urinal cake is objectively disgusting.

The whole event seems incredibly amusing, almost comedic. But at the end of the day, whoever placed this sticker in the urinal is doing phenomenally worse than the current president. After all, I doubt that President Trump has had his hands anywhere near urinal cakes lately.