Editor’s Note: A follow up to this story can be found here
Where to start with this one? Yesterday, Michelle Suarez had the “honor” of becoming Uruguay’s first transgender Senator. At only 34 years of age, this might seem an impressive feat for the male to female politician. However she wants you to know that it hasn’t been an easy road to get there. Claiming growing up she was heavily discriminated against and bullied by many. However this ignores the fact there is another possible reason for her bullying, one that is being ignored by the press in a seeming attempt to be politically correct. You see, not only is Michelle transgender, she also happens to be morbidly obese.
Her large size has only actually seemed to be an advantage for her political aspirations however. As she has seemed quite content to cash in on the double social justice points one gets for being both trans and fat. In fact she received a standing ovation upon entering the Senate floor for the first time, for no other reason than simply being the first transgender Senator in the nation’s history. This election wasn’t her first time dabbling in politics however, as before running for office herself, she helped draft the bill that legalized same-sex marriage in the South American nation.
You may be wondering what political party saw this person, and thought they would make the ideal candidate. Surprisingly Michelle is now serving as a Senator for the Communist Party of Uruguay. Just further proof that modern Communism continues to align itself closer and closer to the SJW filled Regressive Left. A far cry from the old days when Stalin ordered both trans and obese people shot on principle. Unsurprisingly for a new Communist lawmaker though, the Senator intends to waste no time pushing for bigger Government. Already drafting a new labor law that would mandate at least 1% of all the countries Government jobs be reserved for transgender people only.
Luckily here in the United States we don’t have any Communist Senators. Well expect for Bernie Sander’s at least. Still though all joking aside, this election result represents a strong left turn politically for a nation that before recently, had been seen as one of the most Catholic and Conservative nations in the America’s. If even Catholic Uruguay is bending over in favor of this new SJW flavored form of Communism, is it really that long before it makes its presence known in our Senate halls as well? After all, do you really think anyone in the ranks of organizations like Antifa aren’t celebrating this development right about now? We used to want our leaders to look and act like the best of us. Now apparently we increasingly seem to want the opposite for some reason.
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